Long Preston FC

Sent to Mr Webmaster just a few mins ago

awesome

i got em, just finishing my site makeover, will post a secret link here when makeover is done, to get your comments.

Just need player profile info from RussellEastFromGrimsby/The Big Chairman now. i would like this to be typed up into word if possible, as i don't really have the time to do that and uploads it all...

If you had requested that before i'd sent it you may have got your wish. Bit of copying and pasting wont take too long.

Oi Cockpiss,

ive put the stuff into word for you, lazy bastard. all we are missing is one photo for the profiles, ill get you it when i see him, best i can do.

All the stuff is in your hotmail.

Laters.

Oi beasty, i know, i saw. Thanks for the email and the modifications which make my life easier. You are a modern day saint.

The website makeover should be complete tonight (with the squad profiles as yet), providing i leave work before about 9, which might be unlikely.

thanks you for all you help and kind words.

Sorry wasnt at training got back late and then had to fill in a form as was told yesterday that I'm being made redundant for defo wa hey.

Had to be in 9am this morning or I wont get any money basically.

God bless the Halifax. Howard will pay.

See you at Cowling (wherever it is god bless google maps).

you won't see me at Cowling, I'm surplus to requirements according to our great manager - he's trying to reduce squad numbers - despite offering my services as a substitute so he can get an idea of all members of the squad before the season starts, that will cause a 100 mile round trip to my good self.

Bitter? Me? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Also, being made redundant is great, it happened to me and look how cool i am

Scott, be at the The world's greatest pub, the Maypole for half five and someone will give you a lift to the cowling game, which is taking place in Keighley!

No excuses for missing training now you dole scum, you and Treasurer Rodgers should have 180 kids and bleed the state dry from your council house.

Dave - yes i am the equivalent to Saint Andrew - the saint of fisherman. I think you will get a run out as a thank you for you web endevours as long as you can make next tuesday! (Greasy Greek wont be here, hes off to bum a whole family of rodgers' - lucky boy!)

Are you gonna be around enough to be considered a squad member? I cant imagine travelling that far every game for a game of footy - why not start a LPFC manchester supporters club and drink. I can think of a handfull of people that would join, get replica shirts and sit round a mobile phone in a pub waiting for a text to tell you the score. Sounds mintish! (As in - from Mint)

Keighley oh bugger!

I'll get off the train their then straight from Dirty Leeds. Where do I tell the polite taxi driver to take me? I.e where the hell are we playing in the lovely town of keighley twinned with grosny and sarajevo.

May have to cadge (is that a real word) a lift back with someone if ok, now I'm a benefits cheat to be.

the website's updated, let me know if you like the nw look...

i will do the player profiles soon also, praise be to saint RussellEastFromGrimsby for the information on that.

re: RussellEastFromGrimsby, i do wish to be a squad member, i paid my money after all. I think i'll be more in the "it's the middle of December, half the squad have dropped out, we've got injuries, suspensions and The Big Chairman has gone shopping we need a player" type squad player, ie i'm there if needs be and would like to get a few games during the season (approx 6.5).

I would also like to play next tues, want to get the stripes on at least once pre-season!

I do like the new look but lament the loss of the old, like margaret thatcher 'this lady is not for turning'. But like fats and smalls i 'gots to turn around'. Im so conflicted, in my website opinion - and day to day life.

If you can get yourself here on tuesday it wont be Greasy Greek' decision who plays so there wont be a problem getting on. For the rest of the games the decision lies at his door. He was voted the man best suited to the job i remember. I have decided to train hard, try and play well and do as im told. Too many cooks spoil the broth and all. Thats a kop out of course but hes taken the job on, problems and glory (i know which there will be more of) maketh the man.

re: scott, it's marley stadium in keighley. from train station go right to roundabout. take 4th (i think) exit towards bypass. then it's left at next roundabout. arrive at your destination. come and do 12 hour shifts at arla foods with me!

re: Webmaster, good work on website, i'm liking it, a lot. and yeah i imagine (although i won't be present) you'll be able to get a run out on tues away at grindleton. dunno who stand in gaffer will be. probably a big chap who's name rhymes with spewy. make sure there's at least one pick of you in the stripes, i want proof!

re: RussellEastFromGrimsby, nowt really just didn't want you feeling left out. oh yeah, how come The Big Chairman seems to know when our first game is, yet no fixtures have been sent out?

that's all for now.

Treasurer Rodgers - That i dont know - im not sure he does for definate, i guess Tina has told him that it will be the w/c 18/8 and we are lower division so will be playing towards the end of it. Until i see something in writing i shant believe it. Conjecture i believe is the term. Lets just play the waiting game and react as and when needed, like a cat i am poised and ready to pounce.

hello all,

i'm glad you don't hate the new look, i believe it's a little snazzier, although i do miss the retro stylings of SWOS...but we must move on with the times and give our commercial partners the exposure their funds deserve.

Can you do a bit of a report of tonight's game? Also try and remember the assisters of any goals!

The first game better not be near bank hol, The Big Chairman's meant to be coming camping with me!

Also, on the website - i DREW them shirts. It took me funking AGES.