Long Preston FC

Team,

I have taken delivery of the training tops today, I will be handing them at training on Tuesday night. Anyone who has not yet paid please bring your money so you can collect your top.

It is also our first league game on Thursday against Settle at home, please can everbody make an extra effort to attend the training session.

Thanky you

Awesome news dude, i'll pick up my small boys top on friday. Or maybe Thursday, depends on shizzle.

Unfortunatly i can't make training this Tues, i've got a lecture on the principles of accounting for tax...whoop di do! Thusly ruling myself out of the running for a starting berth on Thurs, but give me a bell if everyone dies or something!

also, do you have a full fixture list i can put on the site? or have we only got one game for now?

We actually have two now ill text the other to you this evening. Why they cannot sort out a fixture list i do not know. Its a pain in tharris.

The Big Chairman - not that many people read this forum, its mainly people that aleady have tops.

Silly me, you wont read it till next weekend, so that, and this were a waste of time.

eh?

Awesome news

Im back after a week in Dirty Leeds and a bridlington caravan jolly, oh yeah.

see ya all tomorrow

What the hell are you on about.

The top i pulled out first had HMS on it, "Brilliant"

who the hell is HMS? you got a warship playing for you? as long as there's a doctor on the training tops, i'm happy.

Oh, and website uodated with some Shinklebinkle.

The previous posting frequency of yourself James N seemed to be only at weekends. To that end i didn't think you would read what i had written until next weekend.

May as well keep my orthapaedic inserts close to hand.

Still, not many people you were addressing read the forum so its not the best way of getting your message accross.

Why are words like addressing and accross harder to spell than orthapaedic?

now i am fully aware of "big boy rules" where democracy is no where to be seen, but having The Big Chairman as jason arrowsmith, toby thompson, david Webmaster as well as himself on the LPFC website player profiles??!! come on, even for The Big Chairman that's taking the piss!

haha!

i was going to just say click refresh, cos i added a new picture of The Big Chairman (with eyes open) for him last night, and thought that refreshing would bring back the badge...but apparently not, everyone who doesn't have a face is The Big Chairman. Except Sir Norbert of Stellings. Odd.

How the hell did that happen?

My money's on The Big Chairman hacking the ftp host site and changing the html server code pointing the script "lpfc badge.jpg" to "James Newhouse.jpg" and reprogramming the DOS Java C++ keyboard console processer.

Either that or the web design programme went a bit mental innit.