Long Preston FC

East to the Beast,

your plan sounds enticing, playing/supporting, trains, people, the whole shebang.

Cost me up some options for the taxicab to LP, also when booking it, remember to state BST or GMT, clocks go back that night!

If your plan delivers significant cost savings (current travel/accom cpends £45), i'm in on an LP fest.

Where you staying that you can afford the train aswell for 45 squidoolies?

It will be ball park £25 quid plus your petrol, depreciation etc to drive to LP and back.

would be at Travelodge shared avec Sir Norbert of Stellings, £60 for the night. Train is £15 tops ergo vis a vis apropos a.k.a 45 squiddodlies.

Whats your taxi gonna cost? My alternative plan is;

Train Manc - Clit her oh! Sat morn, pick up from parents.
Party.
Train back to Manc (train costs about £8 return i think?). i'm rambling. I'll talk to Sir Norbert of Stellings and hammer something out. The we'll talk about the 25th.

KERZING!

Looking like were gonna be at colne for that days match. If thats of any use. You and stolbert could get a lift back to lp from there if needs be.

Hey, i dont want my soldiers going into battle without their weapons!

Just been quoted £90 for a minibus back to LP from dirty Dirty Leeds. reckon we'll be on for 10 people at least so less than a tenner each. Just under 10 for the train to dirty Dirty Leeds so about £18 quid round trip. Not bad really. Whos in?

me.

Right, now then ,hear this, scumbags.

Train out of LP at 5 to 6, avec bierre,

Dirty Leeds at 7pm, to Mojo, loads a beer,

Kicked out of there at 12 apparently,

Wire, guitar based music dancing venue? more beer, some cheer and booty-shakin,

2pm, leave for scran then taxi at 3am.

Sounds a plan.

N.B. 3am is GMT - sorry dave popular concensus dictates, suck it up.

but that's 4am in real time! I'll be fine as long as there's someone i can snuggle up to and fall asleep on...it's usually The Big Chairman's job, but anyone will do.

Sounds like a cracking plan as long as a) i can dress like a scruff and b) the evening ends in a stinky, sweaty, indie pop inspired jaunt where drinks are under £2. Not Majestyk. is that place still open?

Yes majestyk is still open, thousands of idiots flock there every weekend. As long as it keeps makin money it will.

All of what you ask for i have tried to provide. Cant promise the drinks will be so cheap, but it definitely wont be expensive. If my memory serves me last time i was in there i were drinking cans of guiness, from the can! I hadnt smuggled them in, they sold them there like that. Its that sort of place. The sort of place i like.

Treasurer Rodgers - shoes only though! Where are them orange canoes? Just joshing.

no shoes, i only wear them in the boars head, with a ben sherman. my orange canoes (big feet...) are in whitby still, Greasy Greek is "on with getting them back" honestly, piss up and brewery. not that i wear them that often!

i too like the sound of that plan RussellEastFromGrimsby. 4am, dave's gonna die!

i am going to die. I'll find some old pro plus, that always worked!

seriously tho - shoes? I no wear shoes, don't got none.

think i'm getting two pm train to clit her oh! so won't be at fitba, it's just too much of a logistical nightmare.

who else is comin?

Just be ready for half five to meet in the whores bed.

Me, you, Sir Norbert of Stellings, Greasy Greek, Treasurer Rodgers, jack bland, mike loughlin and maybe moose mounsey for the taxi, mick snape and dan heward i think will be on the train to, scott allen will be there, other people you wont know, largely cos you know nothing, nothingknowerroberstshaw (how do you like your new nickname?)

Once and for all, there is no need to wear shoes - that should not and will not stop Christopher.