Long Preston FC

Now all,

Not got everyone's email address so just to confirm your all more than welcome to come on my 30th bash around Dirty Leeds on Saturday the 25th October.

Sure i'll see y'all before then anyhoo.

30?

Mental. Mind, I'm cracking on a bit these days. If other of the littler boys are going, i can grab a train from Manc.

In other news, i've updated the site a bit. If owt else is going on other than what i've put, let me know.

Or if you want anything up there, that's fine. Anything at all.

why the sad face Webmaster?

i propose a big boys v little boys footy match on the green as part of scott's 30th celebrations! get flemming with his wet and dry gloves back. a rock and a tree for goal posts...

oh and dirty Dirty Leeds on 25th oct sounds quality to me

I don't know, i chose a face at random...did not mean to express any emotion!

I'm am all up for the big boys v little boys fitba match on the green, tree for one post, rock for another. We'd have to get rid of all the grass first to make it authentic mind. And Mr Hayley Cooper to shout at us when the ball went in his garden.

Wasn't fitba great in the days before Abu Dhabi trillionaires and JAmie Redknapp?

What up home dog.

This Thursdays game has been postponed. Bugger. Please put that on web site. Also the first waddington postponed game you have not put up. I know it was postponed but i for one would like it up there. In the interests of fullness, can you put the bye given to us in the FA Cup (!) up, see that link i sent you before.

Niceage.

Whats going on has the league disbanded like some cheese munching surrender monkey french affair?

See you at training all

I will grant all of you wishes mr East. prepare to see a lot of fixtures and a lot of "P-P"'s.

Tomorrow.

How many cups are we in? Div 3 Cup? League Cup? and Craven and District FA Cup? Please advise post haste.

We are in those three cups, yes. I shall also send you a lil summin summin regarding the clubs squad numbers which have been recently decided by our gaffer. There will be a few more faces and details to add to the player list on website shortly. Be warned.

P.S. Has Greasy Greek poken to you about some embroidery of polo shirts and ties via your uncle at daleswear? He may do soon.

Scottyalmccooldudereenie - it seems a bit like that doesnt it, i am assured its not true but i guess we will live and learn.

Sweet, I'll look out for your lil summin summin...

Haven't not heard not a thing from Greasy Greek about polo shirts (gay) and ties (even gayer), but then communication isn't his forte. All sounds a bit gay though. Tell him if he wants to try for a discount or something to go through my mum. Not in that way.

Gleds sent me a prototype design for a ladies top she can make and sell, i'll put it on the site when i've removed the word of a certain clothing company she works for from it on paint or something. It's supposed to be on the DL. When i've got that sorted, you could circulate something round the village to sniff out interest from the WAGs and M section of MADs?

Also, squad numbers? What's the point in that when you only have shirts 1-14? Either way, i want 3,457.

count me in for the big 3-0 celebrations in Dirty Leeds. sure a load of us will go on train dave.
are we a footy club or clothing warehouse??
and acotty al, these "see you at training" remarks, are they merely empty promises? on that note, anyone coming training on thurs, bring trainers.

David,

We have another fixture to go up. Sat 20th Sept away at Silsden Whitestar Reserves. KO 2pm

You have been allocated number 26. The best number outside of 1 to 11 so be happy. The number Alan Pouton had at town when he was new and mint. Also what Joe cole had at WH when he was new and mint. If you look at some prem squads 26 always goes to someone good. 70% of the time - all of the time! Its not worthwhile exept in my head so just humour me.

Polos and ties are no gayer than training tops i dont rek!?!?!

I'll stick up the fixture later. Probably.

Time to musk up, London Gentleman? Blackbeards Delight? SEX PANTHER?

I re-appraise my gayness ranking. Polo shirts ar considerably more gay than ties. ties are cool, as they can be worn round your head when drunk. Polo shirts are gay, cos gay people wear them and "pop" their "collars".

I actually wanted 32, the Tev's number or 24, the Fletch. But Alan Pouton will do, he was ace in early champs, DM(RC) and became an England legend. Whatever happened to him? Whatever happened to Sonny Pike?

I still don't get squad numbers when they won't appear anywhere. I bet Greasy Greek gave himself no. 7 for a bit of Ronaldo sexing didn't he?

I must re-iterate. Must I? There is no point other than to amuse me for the brief moment it amused me.

Greasy Greek has the number of a centre back no. 6. Like he should. We dont have 32 players so that was out. 33 as 13 is not used when eastys around. Its bad luck - when eastys around.

Hi,

Slight problem then posting doesnt have the date on!

Can someone edit the bit and add that its planned for Saturday the 25th October please?

Thanks