Long Preston FC

jesus jimbob monkeys, get those mugs. Now.

I do not care the minimum order is 35, i'll have at least 3!

Could we put a badge on one side, shirt on the other?

Oh yeah. Website updated, seemed a bit mental tonight, let me know if there is anything mental there. mental.

Probably get rosie to do some cheaper than that. And in yellow. And with a photoshopped picture of ones head on a players body.

I have a GTFC bowl she made me with my head on legendary 400+ apperances for town RB John McDermott. Its mint.

Full range of LPFC crockery is but a request away.

LPFC crockery, wow.

on colne match report there's a photo of jack taking a penalty against earby, and it covers up some of the report, very annoying.

gone now, good. any new fixtures RussellEastFromGrimsby? l'arse v man utd followed by soccer saturday drinking fun on sat?

Two more fixture for yas.

15/11 home vs Earby Town Res 2pm

22/11 away vs Ingrow and Worth Valley 2pm

cool. now lets badger Greasy Greek to get that damn sign

RussellEastFromGrimsby i just realised something. we've played earby town reserves at home already. it was meant to be away, but they had some problem with pitch and so we played it at Smellyfield. we paid the ref too.
could you speak to tina about this?

will do, itll come back to haunt us when the game gets called off though (probably).

any news from tina re: game against earby town res? home or away?

Rodger, Dave et al.

The Earby reserves game scheduled for the 15/11 will now be played at Holt House in Colne, that makes it an away fixture. still at 2pm.

cool. also, should we de-register jack bland? can always re-register if/when he's back if we have some games left to play then?

He is not the only person that question can be asked of.

Thought we were having a meeting, lets discuss it then.

you better not de-register me, i'm available for selection as always but your manager seems to be pursuing a vendetta against me.

If you do i want my money back...pro-rated of course.

As before when you posed this question, you are not actually signed on, unless you have filled in the form and i have forgotten i sent it off. You can be when/if needed. As you would revoke your right to a subsidised training top by asking for your money back you would owe the club the same as the club owes you. Much of a muchness really.

I am not the first to jump to our ?Manager???s (for manager read team picker) defence but it is hard for him to select someone that doesnt come training over someone that does. Oh no, thats how it SHOULD be.

If you were selected you would find an excuse like im off on holiday or ive gotta revise for my GCSE art exam or summat like that.

I'm not registered? This is a sham! You're using the club for your money laundering scam aren't you?

Also, i wasn't having a go, just light-heartedly quoting some alan partridge...but seeing as you brought it up, have i not been to more training sessions that Kev North? i seem to remember he got in ahead of me for the Silsden game? Bam! Facts 1, East 0.

oh i also heard Spazzy had to pay the German authorities €300 for his Hamburg accident. brilliant.